Apart from banana 🍌 which fruit do you undress before eating! 😋🙈😏 I come in peace 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😎😎😎

*Pls I Need A Serious Buyer😳 I Want To Sell A Relationship I Bought last weekend🙄🙄🙄🙄 It was Not My Size At All🤣🤣🏃*

Lord, thank You for Your care. Thank You for watching over my life and supplying all of my needs. As I trust in You, please guard my heart against selfish desires of excess and indulgence. For in You, I always have enough. Teach me to trust You more so that Your strength may be the

Somebody needs what you have in your capacity to give. It may not be your money. It may be your time. It may be your listening ear. It may be your arms to encourage. It may be your smile to uplift. It may be your words of encouragement. It may be your your generosity. It

*Forget about worries,quarrelling and malice.let tolerate one another ,forgive and overlook so that mind will be at peace.

Nobody beats a drum like a man who doesn’t own it. Avoid a careless drummer and protect your drum. Only the legend will understand what I am saying.

*No matter how good you treat a man, if you are not the woman he has feelings for, he will never appreciate your efforts* . *Men are loyal to Their feelings* . *They don’t care about* *your sacrifice* . *Read this well** .

*A promicious Man met a lady called Tolani in a WHATSAPP GROUP and they started dating….* *Though they haven’t seen themselves,but he always sends her money and airtime for like 3 months….* *One day she sent a location in Lagos for them to meet,and the dialogue below erupts,😊😊* *The Man lied to his wife that

*There are people who will not help you but they will also discourage others from helping you. May God disappoint them*….♥️💪

I was pregnant for Julius and I did not tell him. I could not. Julius did not know that we had sex that night, but I knew… We were all drunk, but I could remember vividly, I wanted to go to the females’s bathroom, and as a result of dizziness, I did not know I

*You can have sex on the first date and he ends up loving you forever.* *You can also wait for 5 years before having sex with him and get dùmped after sex, just pray for a heart that will love you, there is no manual for keeping a man🥰 Game wey go cut go still

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*I CRUSH ON ALL THE MEN, GUYS, FATHERS AND BROTHERS. BECAUSE THEY ARE HEROES INDEED 💕🥳 DESPITE ALL THEY GO THROUGH THEY STILL TRY TO KEEP UP AND BE STRONG 💯😎EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE NO ONE TO CALL FOR ASSISTANT 🤦‍♀️THEY EVEN GO EXTRA MILES TO SURVIVE ON LOAN. 🥺MAY HEAVEN WIPE AWAY THE SECRETS

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UK, ENGLAND, GREAT BRITAIN. Some people and indeed all over the world, including well travelled, often confuse England, United Kingdom and Great Britain. England is a country just like Ghana and its capital is London just like Accra is the capital of Ghana. Great Britain is a collection of 3 countries

“Don’t expect anyone to understand your journey, especially if they’ve never walked your path.”

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men……at least in their wives presence. If I didn’t know any better I would think you’re sleeping with her 😒 Me : How did this escalate to that level now?😐 Wife : Ohhhh . . . . did I strike a nerve?😏

*WHEN YOU MINGLE AND LAFF WITH PEOPLE IN A GROUP….. U WILL FEEL THE IMPACT OF THE GROUP…. BUT SOME PEOPLE WILL JUST KEEP MUTE, STAY ON FENCE, MONITORING MEMBER’S MOVEMENT, ABEG TELL ME….. HOW U GO ENJOY THE GROUP?….. LAS LAS LAS, NA U GO CARRY YOUR HAND DELETE YOURSELF SAY YOU’RE NOT ENJOYING

Happy New month anko to the moon may this month be blessed and more gains from crypto

*THE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MEN* IF Black soap is found inside man’s room, na juju. Black soap in a woman’s room na organic. If man craze, e don put hands for bad things. If woman craze, na man use her. Struggling men are broke men Struggling woman na strong woman. Man get eczema or pimples, man

*DEBATE OF THE DAY!* *CAN A WOMAN FEED A MAN, CLOTHE HIM, AND GIVE HIM POCKET MONEY FOR ONE YEAR AND STILL RESPECT HIM AS THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY* *Be honest!!*

🤔 … In one Catholic Church, members who committed adultery or fornication will come to the Bishop and say during the confession that “… father I have committed adultery (or fornication)”. The Bishop eventually changed the policy and announced that “Henceforth, if you commit adultery or fornication just say you fell”. No need for the

*DEAR SENIOR CITIZENS , REMEMBER THAT* : 1. Eggs are good for the brain. 2. Water is good for the kidneys. 3. Cabbage is good for the liver. 4. Cucumber is good for the skin. 5. Oranges are good for the colon. 6. Carrots are good for the eyes. 7. Ginger is good for the

*IF THINGS GOES WELL WITH YOU TODAY DON’T MOCK OTHERS YOUR TURN IS TODAY…,* *THEIR OWN TURN MAYBE TOMORROW.* *HAPPY BLESSED FRUITFUL AND PEACEFUL WEEKEND*