Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men……at least in their wives presence.
If I didn’t know any better I would think you’re sleeping with her 😒
Me : How did this escalate to that level now?😐
Wife : Ohhhh . . . . did I strike a nerve?😏
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you’re talking about babe..
Wife : Oh . . . . so you are defending her now?😳
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about please.
Wife : I know what I saw; unless you think I’m stupid or crazy 😒
Me : Look at this idiot skipping the traffic light 😳
Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!!! You’re changing the subject now?
Wife : At least he skipped a light. He is not skipping inappropriate hugs and cuddles from old time sluts 😒
Me : Why are you calling an innocent person such terrible names and how does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug? Really now !!!
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her? Am I standing in your way? Let me out of the car, go to her. I’m not stopping you 😔😒
Me : Baby have I ever given you any reason not to trust me? . .. Ever . .
😏
Wife : 🙄. . . . (folding hands and still in a silent rage mood and mode )
Me : Answer me babe….
Wife : Just drive the car.
Me : Mmmmm…..na wa o🌝
Silence for 5 minutes.
Wife : (Talking to herself). Hmmm. Childhood friend indeed
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