Battery
Battery wey low go still full and the one wey full go still low. Our prayer be say make our charger no spoil.*😂 🤣
2023-11-21
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Battery wey low go still full and the one wey full go still low. Our prayer be say make our charger no spoil.*😂 🤣
“If No Man Is Coming For Your Hand In Marriage, And Age Is No Longer On Your Side, Get Pregnant And At Least Have A Child Of Your Own”💣 — Ladies🤷🏿♂️
Do you know that staying too long without someone telling you ” I love you ” causes pimples?
*Which of them can you marry and why* *1. Virgin but lazy* *2. Intelligent but unfaithful* *3. Religious but gossip* *4. Beautiful but illiterate* *5. Ugly but intelligent* *6. Supportive but thief* *7. Hardworking but dirty* Be sincere Ladies and Gentlemen
A man that marries two wives and a man that married one wife and many side chicks ,which is better? Speak up now 😉😉😉
*Rumours can make you dislike innocent people. Don’t judge people based on what others are saying about them. Be wise, get to know them for yourself, then form your opinion. The one talking to you, may be the one you need to stay away from.*
*Wife and side chick don enter one keke de go husband’s office for surprise birthday. I go update una later, I de the keke with them* 🚶♂️🚶♂️😞😞
Walking stick long, e go get where you go hold…., But if you hold the wrong side, e go turn to weapon. 👂
I have decided to leave my past behind me👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️😁😁 So if I’m owing u I’m sorry. I have moved on🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🙆🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️😄😄
🔱 *Na una talk say “time waits for no one” Na una still dey say “wait for your time” una just dey confuse person* *Shey we go wait abi we no go wait make I know wetin I dey do🥹*🙄😜
Imagine buying a phone for your younger sister and her boyfriend seized it. What will you do? Make I sit down laugh small🤗🤗🤗🤗
*BUILD PEOPLE* *1. Nothing makes life sweeter than making people happy* *2. The people you help today become your soldiers in the battle of life tomorrow* *3. To invest in properties is good but to invest in people is far far better.* *4. Try to make money, but try also to make people great.* *5.
Guinness World Record with a question for Hilda Baci after Irish Chef Alan Fisher was announced as the new record holder for longest cooking marathon by an individual.
HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s G. C. K P.O. BOX 1001, Kagoro, Nigeria . 21st March 89. Dear Sweet, Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you’re swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr.
He called you my princess 👰an you are busy shining teeth. Mbok did you ask him Who is the Queen 👑🤷🤷🤷
https://www.binance.com/en/activity/referral-entry/CPA/together?ref=CPA_00C9BTIGHZ
*Dearest Member, How are you holding up? This is to check on everyone. Truly, the times are hard, confusing, and frustrating. 🔴Do what you can. 🔴Guard your mental health. 🔴Cut down on excesses. 🔴Buy things from a point you can treck to avoid excess charges. 🔴Keep praying for a better Nigeria. We will all survive
Not all girls snub,some just go through ur profile and shout taaaarr , no be me and you 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Am selling gist if you’re bored, Normal gist N500, Hotgist N1500, Amebo gist N3500, People’s secret N5000* *Please patronize me* 🙄😏🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️
In conclusion, no matter how many times you watch a movie, it’ll always have the same ending.
*Dangerous fact: a woman can stay with you, while she already dumped you in her mind.*👌👌👌👌
I’m a straight forward someone if I go for what I like and it seems I’m being fooled for expressing myself I will just silence and move on…
Some ladies ask for money not because they need it but because they know you’ll run away and stop bothering them…. 😜😂😅
Most people are selective sinners, they choose the sins they are comfortable with and judge others with the ones they don’t do. When you’re on top, be careful with the monster called PRIDE, it will make you to look down on those who haven’t attain your level of success. When you are at the bottom,